To share or not to share?

What is it that makes the way guys and girls view sexual exploits so different? It's one of the things that baffles me most about the fairer sex.

On the one hand, say to a girl that if she has a few one night stands she's a slut and you'll get told that it's double standards and that girls should be allowed to do whatever, or more aptly, whoever, they feel like. And fuck yeah they should! So why is it that on the other hand when a girl does something sexually adventurous like have a threesome, foursome or even a full blown orgy, other girls will call her a slut and act like she's got loose morals?


See that's the difference with boys and girls. Whereas guys celebrate sexual escapades, girls act like it's something to be ashamed of. Even the ones enlightened enough to try new things keep it quiet and only tell the odd person for fear of being judged. Contrast that with the way boys handle things. Any crazy sexual escapade I've ever had has been retold to my boys at the nearest possible opportunity. That's right, we tell each other everything! You heard me, everything! And please...if you're one of these girls that thinks guys don't talk about this kind of stuff, wake the fuck up! Of course we do! And d'ya know why? Because we're not ashamed of it! We celebrate it! We're happy to tell it because we know our boys will be just as happy to hear it! We know there won't be any judgement, just questions about how it went down and plenty of high fives and fist nudges.

Now I'm not saying that all girls are prudes. Far from it. But in general (and fuck anyone who says you can't generalise!!) girls are not as relaxed about sex as guys. Don't get me wrong that's probably not a bad thing, because if they were, nothing would ever get done because everyone would be humping the shit out of each other all day long! Still, the point remains, why are girls so judgemental about things when it comes to sex? It's crazy because some of the freakiest girls I know, are also some of the classiest.

 So if you're a girl who thinks that things like threesomes or trying anal or anything else that deviates from a strict diet of spitting and missionary makes a girl a slut, just remember this...guys don't like boring. So judge all you want, but some of the dirtiest girls I know are in successful long term relationships with guys that can't get enough of them. Whereas the boring girls...well I don't want to say that you're gonna get cheated on, but...well, ya know how it is. Gotta get ours right. Look at it this way, when a movie is boring what happens? People change the channel. When a TV show becomes repetitive what happens? Cancelled. Reading the subtext here? Keep it exciting people!